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Submitted by admin on Tue, 2005-12-13 12:00.

This week, some of the Raw superstars will be appearing on the Smackdown brand's Armageddon pay per view, but the next Raw brand pay per view is New Year's Revolution. That show will feature the Elimination Chamber match. Tonight we will find out which five men will be facing John Cena in that match. Will Shelton Benjamin show us a new attitude? Who will be the new general manager? Will this show be on the ‘Cutting Edge' or will it fall flat on its back?

There is NO CHANCE that Vince McMahon would not come out at the start of the show. Vince says that as promised, but first . . . Vince needs a new microphone. Vince said that he would take out the trash last week. That is not a bait and switch or aberration. Last week, he fired Eric Bischoff's ass. Eric is going to stay fired. He thanks Eric for his contributions and wishes him a Merry Christmas. Vince says that everyone has been asking him who the new general manager will be. There are a number of qualified people for the job. One is his daughter, Stephanie McMahon. Another is her son, Shane McMahon. It might be another person. There was someone knocking on his door looking for a job. His name was Theo Epstein. It could be Ted Turner; it could even be one of the people in the crowd. Vince says that it won't be any of the people in the crowd. The interview process will begin tonight. An individual has been assigned as the interim general manager. It is someone thought of as a business icon and a creative genius as well as a handsome son of a bitch. It will be Vince McMahon. Vince will continue with Eric's announcement of the Elimination Chamber at New Year's Revolution. We will know who will be in that match tonight because there will be five elimination matches to see who will face John Cena. We will start off with the first qualifying match. The audience will not be censored for this man's entrance.

Flair with a front face lock and side head lock take down. Flair with a shoulder tackle and Angle backs up into the corner as he woooos. Angle with a side head lock and Angle backs Flair into the corner. Angle punches Flair on the break and Flair goes down in the corner before the ref pulls Angle off Flair. Angle with more punches to Flair, but Flair returns the favor with punches and chops. Angle kicks Flair, but Flair with chops to Flair. Angle with a German suplex and Flair goes to the ropes while Angle does not release the hold. Flair with an elbow and chop, but Angle with a belly-to-back suplex and the straps are down. Angle puts Flair in the ankle lock, but Flair tries to make it to the ropes, but Angle pulls Flair back into the center of the ring. Flair makes it to the ropes and then rolls out of the ring as we go to commercial.

On Unlimited Angle rolls Flair back into the ring and then he kicks Flair. Angle with a suplex to Flair for a two count. Angle goes for Flair's leg and then Flair goes for Angle's groin with a testicular claw. Angle goes outside the ring and Flair follows. Flair chops Angle and then returns to the groin. Flair chops Angle while Angle punches Flair. Angle with a back body drop to Flair on the floor and Angle rolls Flair into the ring and has Flair in a rear chin lock with his knee in Flair's back. Angle stretches Flair's face as the ref tells him to stop. Angle kicks Flair in the head. Angle slams Flair.

We are back and Angle has Flair in a body scissors with a crossface and then turns it into a reverse chin lock. Flair with a belly-to-back suplex to escape the hold and both men are down. Flair with a chop, but Angle with a rake of the eyes. Angle charges at Flair, but Flair moves and Angle runs his shoulder into the ring post. Flair with two clips to Angle and then he kicks Angle in the knee as Flair comes off the ropes. Flair with chops and a kick to Angle's knee. Flair with an atomic drop to Angle's knee followed by a single leg sweep. Flair puts Angle in the figure four and Angle makes it to the ropes. Flair chops Angle in the corner and then punches him. Angle with an Irish whip and then he hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Angle tries for an Angle slam, but Flair escapes it and chops Angle out of the ring. Angle goes for a chair and brings it into the ring. Angle tries to hit Flair with the chair, but Flair kicks Angle. The ref takes the chair from Flair and Angle punches Flair with his gold medal when the ref was not looking for the three count.

After the match, Angle responds to the ‘You Suck' chants. Angle says that he should take that for granted because every single week he has to come out and listen to them. Not any more. Next week, Raw will be in Afghanistan in a special tribute for the troops. This was voluntary and Angle says that he did not volunteer. Why would Kurt Angle fly 30 hours to risk his life for the troops who represent a country that does not respect him? Angle says that he is not that stupid. The crowd chants ‘You Suck' and he does not suck. He won a gold medal with a broken neck. He did the ultimate thing that anyone in the world can do. What have the troops done? Absolutely nothing. If, and that is a big damn if, they catch Osama, maybe he will go over there and sign some autographs. Their home town hero is a hockey player or a basketball player. He asks Daivari if he is ready. We go to the back where Daivari asks if Bobby Orr or Larry Legend is ready. Angle says that they should do to their home town heroes what the fans do to him. Daivari spits on a statute of Larry Bird. Daivari says that he can do one better. Daivari gets some spray paint and says that he will show what he thinks of Boston's home town heroes. He turns around and John Cena is there. Cena takes the spray paint and then he hits Daivari who. Cena says that Angle sent a substitute Iron Sheik to spray paint the face of Larry Bird. To stand in the ring in front of millions of people to say that you are too good to visit the men and women who are fighting and dying for him. Cena says that he saw the soldiers who won't be home for the holidays so Angle can be. Is it because the people say he sucks? Cena says that half the people think he sucks. This is America and people fought for the right to say what we want when we want. It does not matter how many gold medals he won. The crowd chants ‘USA'. Cena tells Angle that it is time to face facts. Without those troops, there is no America. With no America, there are no American heroes. Cena spray paints the camera as we go to commercial.

We are back and Ric Flair is in the back and Edge and Lita see Flair. Edge asks Flair if he is going to go out on the Mass Turnpike and beat someone up. Flair tells Edge and Lita not to push their own luck. Edge asks what his lawyers would think if he was involved in another assault with a woman. Edge and Lita walk away.

Shawn Michaels is in the locker room and Shelton Benjamin stops by. Shelton says that last week, Shawn asked him for an attitude and Shelton gave him one. Then Shelton reminds Shawn that he left his partner hanging. Shawn says that he was tuning up the band and had everything under control. Shawn says that Shelton stuck himself into a situation where he wasn't needed. Last week, Shawn wanted to the be the showstopper instead of a team player. That is why Shawn stood there when the ref counted ‘1-2-3'. Shelton says that he guesses that old habits die hard. The only attitude that Shawn cares about is his own. Tonight, he will show Carlito about his attitude. He will then go to the Elimination Chamber and he hopes that Shawn gets there too. We go to commercial.

Shelton pulls Carlito in from the apron and then slams Carlito's head into the turnbuckle. Carlito kicks Benjamin. Carlito floats over a charge by Benjamin and Carlito punches Benjamin. Benjamin kicks and punches Carlito and then Carlito goes outside the ring. Benjamin chases Carlito out of the ring and back in. Benjamin with an Exploder slam for a two count. Carlito goes outside and Benjamin tries for a pescado, but lands on his feet when Carlito moves. Benjamin with a clothesline, but Carlito with an Irish whip that sends Benjamin into the apron. Benjamin is rolled back into the ring and then Carlito punches Benjamin. Benjamin tries for a waist lock take down, but Carlito counters with a lungblower followed by elbows to the back for a two count. Carlito with an Irish whip followed by a back breaker for a two count. Carlito with a forearm to Benjamin's back. Benjamin tries for a drop kick, but Carlito holds on to the ropes. Carlito with a Boston Crab to Benjamin, but Benjamin counters with a rollup for a two count. Benjamin with a Samoan drop and both men are down. Benjamin with clotheslines followed by a neck breaker for a two count. Benjamin charges at Carlito and Carlito pulls the ref in front of him. Benjamin jumps over the ref to hit a sunset flip for a two count after Carlito tries to hold on to the ref to stay up. Benjamin charges at Carlito in the corner, but Carlito moves and Benjamin lands on the turnbuckle. Benjamin comes off, but he is caught by Carlito who hits a flap jack for a two count. Carlito kicks Benjamin and tries for a suplex, but Benjamin floats over and lands on his feet. Benjamin tries for a neck breaker, but Carlito pushes Shelton into the ropes and hits a forearm to the kidneys. Benjamin with the Exploder suplex, but Benjamin does not make the cover. Benjamin goes for Carlito's apple and takes a bite of it. Carlito with an small package for the three count.

Vince is walking in the back and Trevor Murdoch stops Vince and says that he is the hucklebuck to be the new general manager. Trevor says that he has all kind of ideas. Vince tells Trevor that chewing tobacco is a horrible habit. Trevor walks away and Vince says ‘what an idiot'. Vince enters his office and Candice is in there. Candice says that she heard there is a new position open on Raw and Vince asks what position she was interested in. She says that she is interested in the general manager. Vince asks how she is qualified. Candice says that she has the best assets to be general manager as she moans and unbuttons her top. Then Candice twirls. Vince says that he will take it under consideration. Kurt Angle comes in and says that the party is over and they need to talk about something. We go to commercial.

Maria is on Unlimited and she is going to talk about the WWE auction site. The first item is the chair that Rey Mysterio used on Big Show. Maria says that it has a dent in it so it might be hard to sit on. Next is the hair and jacket that John Cena wore in the ‘Bad Bad Man' video. Maria has a third item and she goes to get it. She has a photo of the former general manager Eric Bischoff. She says that you can throw darts on it, or put gum on his nose.

Sow backs Michaels into the corner, but Shawn tries to escape. Show throws Shawn into the corner, but Shawn escapes and chops Show. Show puts Shawn into the corner again, but Shawn escapes again and chops Show. Shawn punches Show, but Show pushes Shawn off. Show chokes Shawn and then Show charges at Michaels, but Shawn ducks down and Show goes outside the ring. Shawn tries for a pescado, but Show catches Shawn and then throws him into the apron before being thrown back into the ring. Show with a head butt to Michaels. Show with a chop to Michaels in the corner. Show steps on Michaels's chest. Show with a big boot to Michaels and then he tries for an elbow drop, but Michaels moves out of the way. Shawn with chops to Michaels. Show with a bear hug to Michaels. Shawn punches Show to get Show to release the hold. Michaels with a knee lift off the ropes followed by another chop. Michaels tries for a flying forearm, but Show catches Michaels and throws him into the corner. Shawn tries for another flying forearm, but Shawn goes down. He gets up with a kip up and tries for a series of clotheslines but Show does not go down. Show grabs Michaels by the throat and tries for a choke slam, but Shawn counters with a DDT. Shawn goes up top for the elbow drop and hits it. Michaels prepares for Sweet Chin Music and he hits Show in the head, but Show does not go down. Show goes down to one knee. Michaels tries again, but Show blocks it and hits a choke slam. Hunter comes to the ring with a chair and pulls Michaels out of the ring. Hunter hits Michaels with the chair and the ref calls for the bell.

Kurt Angle is in Vince's office and he needs to make a statement. Kurt Angle wants to face John Cena in the ring in his home town. Vince tells Angle to back off. He is not Eric Bischoff. He will not give Angle a match. He will give Cena a match, but it will be against Daivari. Daivari yells in Farsi. Vince says that it will be a ‘You Can't See Me' match. Cena will be blindfolded and Vince says that they can go. Vince says that Angle can knock the troops as an American or make comments about Larry Bird, but you better not interrupt Vince McMahon and we go to commercial.

Viscera throws Masters off. Masters kicks and punches Viscera, but Viscera with an Irish whip and slam followed by an elbow drop off the ropes. Viscera with a forearm and chop. Masters kicks Viscera and tries to slam Viscera, but Masters cannot get him up and Viscera with a two count. Masters ducks a clothesline and tries for the Master Lock. Viscera throws him off before applying the hold. Masters with forearms to Viscera. Viscera blocks an Irish whip and responds with one of his own. Viscera gets Masters up for a Samoan drop, but Masters escapes and tries to get the Master Lock applied again. Viscera with a side slam to Masters and then he hits the Samoan drop. Viscera charges at Masters, but Masters with a drop toe hold that sends Viscera into the turnbuckles. Masters tries a third time for the Master Lock and this time he succeeds and Viscera goes out.

Matt Striker comes out to address the crowd. He tells the fans who are educationally impaired, or stupid, and don't know who he is or cannot read, his name is Matt Striker. He is their teacher. He is here to lecture about family values. He asks where all of the values that we once held dear. What about ‘working mothers'. Matt insults one of the fans. He says that people are not born from love, but from greed and necessity. He is tired of having to pay because everyone's mother is too busy to keep their legs closed. Some fathers are out with other women, or in Massachusetts, marrying other men. Matt mentions the same-sex unions and how they are ruining this great country. It isn't their fault that they are ‘smoking the pot' or getting tattooed up. He says that everyone does not know any better because they are uneducated. Matt says that is where he comes in. He asks if family values are missing from your home. He suggests that they are and suggests finding new role models. What about Matt Striker. He will be your father figure. He is Matt Striker, and he will be our teacher.

Vince McMahon is in his office testing out the blindfold. Chris Nowinski suggests that a Harvard education general manager is a perfect choice. Dusty Rhodes enters the office. Vince suggests that he should call him ‘general manager' Dusty Rhodes. We go to commercial.

On Unlimited, Dusty says that when you look out at what has been done in the industry, if you will. When he goes out in public he tells everyone that Vince McMahon wrote the book on sports entertainment. He calls Vince a brilliant bastard. He says that you need to be the bull of the woods. Nobody cracks whips with the American Dream, not even Vince McMahon. Dusty leaves the office and Vince says thank you.

Victoria punches Mickie and then pounds on Mickie. Mickie punches Victoria. Victoria with a kick and then hits a side slam from the shoulders for a two count. Victoria tosses Mickie by the hair and then slams Mickie. Victoria stands on Mickie's abdomen and then tries for a standing moonsault, but Victoria lands on Mickie's knees. Mickie punches Victoria and hits a clothesline. Mickie kicks Victoria in the corner and then hits a clothesline. Mickie with a flying forearm to Victoria for a two count. Mickie with a back kick. Mickie tries for a rana, but Victoria counters with a Boston Crab. Mickie is able to make it to the ropes. Mickie with a kick followed by a DDT for the three count.

On Unlimited, Mickie and Trish are in the ring and Mickie says that winning tonight was the greatest moment in her life. At New Year's Revolution, she gets to be in the ring with the greatest women's wrestler of all time, Trish Stratus. Mickie says that it will be an honor. It would be more of an honor if she won the Women's title.

Kane punches Triple H and then clotheslines him in the corner. Hunter punches Kane and then Kane grabs Hunter and throws him into the corner. Hunter with elbows and punches to Hunter. Hunter does the Flair Flop. Kane with an Irish whip and then he gets Hunter up for a vertical choke before letting go and Hunter falls to the mat. Kane with an Irish whip, but he runs into a high knee from Hunter. Hunter punches Kane in the corner. Kane Irish whips Hunter into the corner and Hunter flips over the top rope to the floor. We go to commercial.

On Unlimited, Hunter Irish whips Kane into the ring steps and then rolls back in to break up the count. Hunter punches Kane in the corner and then chokes him. Hunter goes outside and drapes Kane's head over the apron and hits a running elbow. Kane punches Hunter in the abdomen, but Hunter with a kick and a suplex. Hunter with a knee drop as he comes off the ropes for a two count. Hunter throws Kane outside the ring and he goes out after Kane. Hunter sends Kane's head into the ring post and Hunter rolls inside the ring.

We are back and Hunter with a David Young spinebuster for a two count. Kane punches Hunter and then he comes off the ropes and Hunter with a sleeper. Kane with a side slam to escape the hold. Kane sits up, but Hunter punches Kane. Kane with punches of his own and Hunter goes down. Kane with an Irish whip and a running clothesline. Kane with another Irish whip and running clothesline. Kane goes for a third and then hits a power slam. Kane goes to the apron, but Hunter rolls outside the ring. Kane punches Hunter and then hot shots Hunter on the ringside barrier. Kane rolls Hunter back in and then Kane goes up top for the clothesline. Kane prepares for the choke slam, but Hunter goes to the apron. Kane grabs Hunter and pulls Hunter back into the ring. Kane punches Hunter. Hunter with a jawbreaker and sets up for the Pedigree, but Kane with a back body drop. Kane with snake eyes and then he comes off the ropes for the big boot, but Hunter moves out of the way and Kane kicks the referee instead. Kane with a big boot to Hunter and then he sets up for the choke slam one more time. Hunter with a low blow and then he hits a DDT. Hunter rolls outside one more time and finds the GameHammer and brings it into the ring. Big Show comes out and Hunter challenges him to come into the ring. Show says that he isn't scared of Hunter. Show gets on the apron, but Kane has gotten up. Kane and Big Show with a double choke slam and Kane covers while the ref is revived by Show and Kane gets the three count.

After the match, Angle attacks Cena and punches him in the head. Cena takes off the hood and he punches Angle. Daivari gets back into the ring and Cena gives Daivari the FU. We go to credits.

Did you notice that the crowd in Boston was booing John Cena? I wonder whose idea it was to have Cena acknowledge the negative reactions that he is starting to get from the crowd.

Do you think Vince's ‘bait and switch' and ‘aberration' comments were a shot at the end of Turning Point when Sting's clothing made it to the pay per view, but not Sting?

I think it was nice to have Vince McMahon interview Trevor Murdoch twice during the show. You mean that was Dusty Rhodes the second time? Eef ya wheel.

Speaking of hot button topics, I wonder why they had Kurt Angle cut the ‘anti-military' promo. Are they going to have Angle feud with the ‘uber pro-military' Bradshaw at Royal Rumble?

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